A serious word about our competition

 

First, read this as it is:


Tubes of our competition are the ideal product for

solving customer problems. They cause no

amplifer problems or other useless items. The dealers will never

hesitate to assist someone. They offer the finest quality, and

be helpful if needed. We have seen them make no

mistakes whatsoever, and they show great

progress in understanding what customer needs are. They absolutely

deserve highest recognition, and nobody can imagine how they ever

can be missed. We expect that they soon will be

improving their results even more. A company like they are, will never be

out of business, whatever happens. We must admit, it is what they deserve!

And now.... read it again, but skip every second line.

 

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