First, read this as it is:
Tubes of our competition are the ideal product for
solving customer problems. They cause no
amplifer problems or other useless items. The dealers will never
hesitate to assist someone. They offer the finest quality, and
be helpful if needed. We have seen them make no
mistakes whatsoever, and they show great
progress in understanding what customer needs are. They absolutely
deserve highest recognition, and nobody can imagine how they ever
can be missed. We expect that they soon will be
improving their results even more. A company like they are, will never be
out of business, whatever happens. We must admit, it is what they deserve!
And now.... read it again, but skip every second line.
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